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punkrockelitism:

do-i-smell-watermelon:

clesktop:

emmadilemmathethird:

waltdisney-forever:

If only…

Why is the cake cutting-thingy square? And where’s the leftovers from the middle circle?

One of the pieces disappears?????

it’s a mouse wearing pants

also, there’s no circular cutting, the blades just don’t go all the way to the center

punkrockelitism:

do-i-smell-watermelon:

clesktop:

emmadilemmathethird:

waltdisney-forever:

If only…

Why is the cake cutting-thingy square? And where’s the leftovers from the middle circle?

One of the pieces disappears?????

it’s a mouse wearing pants

also, there’s no circular cutting, the blades just don’t go all the way to the center

somepotternerd:

Hagrid Hagrid Potter, you were named after the onLY GUY IN MY LIFE WHO LOOKED OUT FOR ME WITH ZERO ULTERIOR MOTIVES HE LITERALLY JUST CARED ABOUT ME BECAUSE HE WAS A GENUINELY NICE PERSON AND HE DESERVES SOME RECOGNITION FOR THAT

Snowing - Mark Z. Danielewski
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If our conversations aren’t inspired, I’ll kill them quickly. I am not some sort of liar. I’ll just mumble that I’m tired and tired of being alone.

I really thought coming home would make me feel better but it might actually be worse

Apparently I’m living in the attic because I don’t appreciate my family enough. Cool

I don’t care that you got into drugs for three months straight, or how much sleep you lost in that period. I don’t care that you went home and fucked that person and woke up at 6am hating everything about yourself, or that you smoked so much you sounded as though your lungs were giving out.

You’re not a bad person for the ways you tried to kill your sadness.

You’re just human, and being human means you need to survive and you do so whichever way you deem fit, fuck everyone else.

(via crystalxfighter)

i really needed this.

(via foreverryouurss)

Not even in the spare room anymore. On a mattress in the attic with cat litter on it. Like I get it, I want to move out as much as they want me out. I just wish they would be nice about it. I’m doing the best I can. And I sure would feel better if I wasn’t seen as a burden

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IM STRANDED ON THE SIDE OF THE FUCKING HIGHWAY FUCKING TALK TO ME

I just want someone to give a fuck and not hate me

humansofnewyork:

"I’ve got one of those bucket lists. I want to drive a race car. I wanted to join the Air Force, but that was just so I could jump out of an airplane, with a parachute— but not from too high though. Just medium high. I also want to go up in a balloon, because that looks fun. And also I want to do that thing where you’re holding onto that kite-looking-thing while it goes through the air. Then I want to catch one of those big fish with the thing coming out of its nose, where they have to strap you to a chair so you can reel it in. My friend says I’m too old for that, but I think I can do it."

humansofnewyork:

"I’ve got one of those bucket lists. I want to drive a race car. I wanted to join the Air Force, but that was just so I could jump out of an airplane, with a parachute— but not from too high though. Just medium high. I also want to go up in a balloon, because that looks fun. And also I want to do that thing where you’re holding onto that kite-looking-thing while it goes through the air. Then I want to catch one of those big fish with the thing coming out of its nose, where they have to strap you to a chair so you can reel it in. My friend says I’m too old for that, but I think I can do it."

I Hate Myself - Caught In A Flood With The Captain Of The Cheerleading Squad
1,623 plays

george-takei:

Caught in a Flood with the Captain of the Cheerleading Squad | I Hate Myself

friend: what are you gonna be for halloween?
me: drunk
willetton:

3 cyborg dogs investigate a strange ocean dog

willetton:

3 cyborg dogs investigate a strange ocean dog