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heinekenrana:

darkpathos:

"You either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain." 

FRICK

cereallibrary:

the doctor + fruit = the real complex relationship in the show.

tyler-s I’m so glad he ate that apple now

theworldisa:

upthapermiepunx:

Whenever I see the acronym TWIABP I always think “This Wike is a Bipe Pomb” and then realize that that is in fact not what TWIABP stands for.

tight

skatoon-network:

the-sayuri-rin:

bluecube92:

On this day, September 29, the first episode of the English Yu-Gi-Oh! dub aired. This opening takes me back to times I tune in to Kids WB to watch this.

Even we’re long gone, out skeletons will be dancing to this in a darkened room with strobe lights and glow sticks.

OH SHIT 

avant-sad:

The World is a Beautiful Place and I Am No Longer Afraid to Die adds a fork to their merchandise. the fork sells out in an hour.  Unraveler responds.

the FE/WR scene is making me so happy right now

avant-sad:

The World is a Beautiful Place and I Am No Longer Afraid to Die adds a fork to their merchandise. the fork sells out in an hour.
Unraveler responds.

the FE/WR scene is making me so happy right now

This google search is literally poetry

This google search is literally poetry

iwishicouldfindgodsteeth:

The World is a Beautiful Pong Ball. 

prokopetz:

grrspit:

nessanotarized:

nativefemboy:

thartist72:

“In 2002, having spent more than three years in one residence for the first time in my life, I got called for jury duty. I show up on time, ready to serve. When we get to the voir dire, the lawyer says to me, “I see you’re an astrophysicist. What’s that?” I answer, “Astrophysics is the laws of physics, applied to the universe—the Big Bang, black holes, that sort of thing.” Then he asks, “What do you teach at Princeton?” and I say, “I teach a class on the evaluation of evidence and the relative unreliability of eyewitness testimony.” Five minutes later, I’m on the street. A few years later, jury duty again. The judge states that the defendant is charged with possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine. It was found on his body, he was arrested, and he is now on trial. This time, after the Q&A is over, the judge asks us whether there are any questions we’d like to ask the court, and I say, “Yes, Your Honor. Why did you say he was in possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine? That equals 1.7 grams. The ‘thousand’ cancels with the ‘milli-’ and you get 1.7 grams, which is less than the weight of a dime.” Again I’m out on the street.”

powerful Black Science Man

Exactly.

“I teach a class on the evaluation of evidence and the relative unreliability of eyewitness testimony.” Five minutes later, I’m on the street.
This is a good illustration of what’s wrong with the US criminal justice system.

I’m more struck by the second anecdote, in which he was evidently disqualified from jury duty for displaying the ability to do math.

prokopetz:

grrspit:

nessanotarized:

nativefemboy:

thartist72:

“In 2002, having spent more than three years in one residence for the first time in my life, I got called for jury duty. I show up on time, ready to serve. When we get to the voir dire, the lawyer says to me, “I see you’re an astrophysicist. What’s that?” I answer, “Astrophysics is the laws of physics, applied to the universe—the Big Bang, black holes, that sort of thing.” Then he asks, “What do you teach at Princeton?” and I say, “I teach a class on the evaluation of evidence and the relative unreliability of eyewitness testimony.” Five minutes later, I’m on the street.

A few years later, jury duty again. The judge states that the defendant is charged with possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine. It was found on his body, he was arrested, and he is now on trial. This time, after the Q&A is over, the judge asks us whether there are any questions we’d like to ask the court, and I say, “Yes, Your Honor. Why did you say he was in possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine? That equals 1.7 grams. The ‘thousand’ cancels with the ‘milli-’ and you get 1.7 grams, which is less than the weight of a dime.” Again I’m out on the street.”

powerful Black Science Man

Exactly.

“I teach a class on the evaluation of evidence and the relative unreliability of eyewitness testimony.” Five minutes later, I’m on the street.

This is a good illustration of what’s wrong with the US criminal justice system.

I’m more struck by the second anecdote, in which he was evidently disqualified from jury duty for displaying the ability to do math.

alicesadventuresintherye:

Sometimes I’m Ernie. Sometimes I’m Bert.

bit-head:

Being the one who sets up the household’s wi-fi after an outage has its perks

bit-head:

Being the one who sets up the household’s wi-fi after an outage has its perks

dialupmodem:

whosfuckingbad:

maltese-vulcan:

french-verbz:

Well now I can correctly moonwalk away from uncomfortable situations

Because everyone deserves to know how to do a mean moonwalk.

guYS THIS IS IMPORTANT

its not important

0a9:

0A9

One Hundred Year Ocean - You Were a Bonfire Pissed Out in Summer
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soba-goddess:

One Hundred Year Ocean- You Were a Bonfire Pissed Out in Summer

I am an awful man, I was a shitty kid 
So were you, but we worked on it 
In the trailer park, on your cousin’s bed 
Changed your mind, and we worked on it 

And all the wrong that I did to you for a piece of your body 
made me grow up to be so fucking useless 
And all along the Ohio Valley, you can sense isolation 
like a chemical plant, like a bonfire pissed out in summer 

You were my electric summer, with our bodies stuck together 
like the resin on your record covers. 

You were a bonfire pissed out in summer.

I need this full length