if anyone knows how to go to sleep and wake up and have it magically be one year later while still finishing college and making/saving money please let me know
Smoke as much weed as you can and you’ll have no memory of the year, trust me, I have a master’s degree through this method
part of me loves winter but my life falls apart every winter and I’m really fucking sick of it
One day the dog met a girl dog. The girl dog marries the boy dog. The dog has a fever. Very soon, the dog died. The girl dog is very sad. The girl dog had a baby dog. The baby dog died. The baby dog’s name was Minecraft. The baby dog’s mother was very, very ugly. She died too. A beautiful girl dog came. The girl dog’s name was Chocolate. Because she was black. Chocolate died. She had a baby. So, her baby died. Finally the boy is very sad. He was dead. One day, another dog came, very soon this dog is dead. The boy is dead too. The boy’s family is very sad. His mother is dead. His father is sad. So he died too. His grandma has a cat. The cat’s name is Lily. At last, the cat had died. The boy’s grandfather has a boy cat. Finally, the cat and the grandfather are dead. So, the grandmother is too sad. She is dead. Ok, the story is over. — I challenged my class of chinese students to write a story, with each student adding 2 sentences. This is an exerpt from “THE DEAD FAMILY OF DEATH EVERYONE IS DEAD.” (via nonomella)
what have you done to my basket
“Avert your eyes” by Stanley Donwood. (2000) 168cm x 168cm. Acrylic, charcoal and paper on canvas.
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"What do you plan to do with your future?"
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433 (John Cage’s piece) minus 13 (illuminati number) equals 420 (weed number)… This is because John Cage is a Weed Reptilian